Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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