so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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