no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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