then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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