it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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