Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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