Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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