Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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