I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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