so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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