the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just blew my weed a kiss
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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