I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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