So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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