just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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