Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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