to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
