apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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