so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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