I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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