Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i out mim tonsoeep
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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