Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't deserve a penis
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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