Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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