God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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