As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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