We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
