we have officially lost it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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