yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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