You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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