Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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