I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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