Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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