sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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