Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dick very happy bro
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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