Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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