it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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