and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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