That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My balls are so social today.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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