How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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