I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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