whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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