the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have already put on my inside pants.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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