5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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