Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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