I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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