Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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