dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
do nipples grow back?
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