If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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