We need to rekindle our bromance
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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