its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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