no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if only i could text you this smell
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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