Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
