i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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