So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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