if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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