are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And then he peed in my hair
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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