Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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