Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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